Marching Band has made me so much better at walking and made my posture way better too.
So fucking happy after band camp today, it was making me stressed, anxious, and depressed, and I wanted to quit, but today was so fucking awesome and I loved it so much and I haven’t been this happy in so long. (This has also been this weeks reason for reduced post volume)
Person: You would look cute if your hair was shorter.
Me: Bitch fucking say that again I will fucking do absolutely nothing because I am weak and lazy fucking try me.
Somebody just fucking hug me. I don’t give a shit about sex I can give myself an orgasm without the hassle but the only way to get fucking hugs is from other people.
I would believe you if your website didn’t have long videos that can’t be repeated or paused.
Pro-Tip: Jokes about dick size are body shaming.
Lifehack: Automatically play a really catchy autoplay when your blog is opened that is not available anywhere else and can’t be rewound or repeated. People may start to load your blog a lot of times in a row and it will have more pageviews.
Whenever someone asks me my hair color it is such a struggle to respond