Bose is shit.
I didn’t do it because it was a good idea, I did it to make money.
Profit is life.
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Ebola is viral in both senses of the word
This is a really good commercial
Looking back, I notice that I started this paragraph with “there’s some good news.” I don’t know why I did that.
Sometimes I just remember how fucking amazing I am. I’m fucking awesome.